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mellowanother great moment brought to you by fox's hit show cops, but not the new ones, the old ones in the 80s where they show anything (the clip after this was a crime scene investigation of some guy that hung himself at work), meet drunken david in lakeland florida.
(about mid way through the meeting of david, getting to the good stuff)
cop: where you livin david?
dave: well my old lady left me boss
cop: but where you living dave?
dave: im...just mmwell
cop: but where you livin right now david? are you a transient??
dave: no sir, boss im not like that... sir im an american
cop: where you livin dave?
dave: well sir, my old lady left me boss,for another man, im livin on the road trying to find myself,trying to find a woman (looks into the camera)a woman who wont lie to me, wont cheat on me, just a woman to love me for me boss, hell, i dont even care if shes fat. i just want a woman to love me for me, i dont mind if shes fat one bit.
cop: how much you had to drink tonight dave??
dave: nothin.i havent been drinkin, and i didnt do nothin
cop: i think you're lieing i didnt say you did anything, but i know i didnt get called out here for you sitting here doing nothing.
dave: no sir, boss i didnt do a thing. (they stand him up and start collecting his 'stuff' he had in the restaraunt to arrest him)
dave: (smiling) well, get my shit, this'll be nice, i didnt have nowhere to sleep tonight
(cops start taking him out)
dave: wait, can i finish?! CAN I FINISH!? (still looking into the camera)
good lord do i love old school cops... and lauren!!
anwyays... at least i dont have to worry about that much anymore
something else i dotn have to worry about is being single and lonely. i compared thsi relationship to my others and the general anxiety that i had about randomly loosing my g/f isnt there, theres a wall in myheart that she seemed to walk around, rather than having to try to climb over like others. its so fun actually winning for once. usually when it comes to girls im the one getting dicked over, or cheated on, its so nice having the security ive longed for
i love you babe.
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ecstaticoatmeal surprise.
shit you'll need(cant spell ingrediants..)
1)Family sized bottle Hersheys syrup
2-3) Packets quaker regular oatmeal ( we all have them... b/c we eat all the other good flavors out of the variety pack... heres one to ditch them with!)
3-4 Big Scoops peanut butter
put in the microwave til hte peanut butter melts, this is amazing on 2ci!!! apply chocolate syrup and peanut butter to taste. use a lil water too to thin it out... yummm... not too much water tho... just enough to soak up the oatmeal powder
now sugar shock waffles.
2 Eggo waffles
tub of butter
brown sugar (always use brown sugar, AFFIRMATIVE ACTION GIVE THE BROTHA SUGA ITS CHANCE TOO!! and... looks less like coke...)
honey
maple sryup
ok, make a sandwich with the butter covering ALL the squares on the eggo b/t the two waffles,
use brown sugar to cover all the squares on the top of your now butter and 2 eggos sandywhich. pouring in a diagonal cross cut of the waffle squares (making triangles in the middle of the squares) and yes that matters, pour honey on top of your waffle, butter and negro sugar concotion. not too much tho. now, perpendicularly to teh honey, apply the maple syrup, coveriing hte waffles. feel free to make a star... or a smily face... enjoy
please try these things at home or let me know of ones you find one day in your kitchen

